Me D**k Stinks Underwear
Please allow 5-7 days for dispatch.
Men are proud of their Johnson. As they should be. It defines us, it believes in us, it is US. But for many years, people have shamed men with stanky dicks. Well no more ladies and gents. Now we will finally have something to display the undisputed fact that we are proud of our stank dick. These underpants are the greatest ever invented, comfortable, perfectly cut and guaranteed to make you irresistible to women. Get these stinky dick pants immediately perfect for Christmas or tomorrow. Wear them everyday, wear them now! Note: Will not make you irresistible*